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11:41am Louise is mixing up cocktails. Dinner tonight's optional. Scott's in his room, pounding his lager and trying to get off to the online porn. I'm all for it. We could have a group session later tonight.

Day 2: 05:33am. All I'm thinking about is the good old days when we'd been skinny, and drunk, and shitfaced on whatever... and we'd bump into so-and-so and go 'oh look, it's the bunch of drunk old gays!' Where's the equivalent now? Are we all so afraid of having a kid that we just have to... impose our morals on the free world instead?

Day 3: 05:59am. I'm fucking busy. Tonight there's a Christmas do for the White Ribbon stuff. Luke's boss is throwing it. Everyone says 'Hey Luke, you're looking after Allison tonight. She's pissed off that Luke's spending the night and she wants to drown herself in booze.' I tell Luke. He gets dressed in a hurry and we pile into the car. When we get there I'm hoping Allison'll show up because I've been talking about her all week. Everyone else is pinching me because, they say, I sound really, really enthusiastic. Your mates have very good ears. Anyway, I get to the bar at 9 and there's 97 people there. Chinese. There's one group of Asians who're getting a massive amount of shit. A Black guy is shouting the whole time. A group of white chicks are egging it on. The Asian guy is skinny and tall. The crowd is yelling, 'yeah, that's right, you're a faggot.' The Asian guy keeps shouting back at them, ""Can we talk about something other than my sexuality? I want to talk about the economy and feminism and stuff." Total back-chat. The bunch of white chicks the go to the bar and get another round in and then they get stroppy with Luke and bitch about Allison. You know, they say 'I'm so depressed sometimes I actually feel guilty about my boner,' and motherfuckers yell 'good!' and finger-gun the fuck out of him. d2c66b5586